Every now and again it’s nice to serve up a complete showstopper of a drink – that’s when we like to lean into the Clarified Milk Punch recipe. Fair warning, it’s a tough one to achieve. In fact, if you do it the right way, it takes around three days! However, it’s so spectacular that it’s 100% worth the effort. Of course, when a drink requires this amount of sheer scientific trickery, it is always best to make it in bulk, so use our handy calculator to work out how much you need for your crew. Here’s how you make the magic!
Clarified Milk Punch
PREP TIME 180 min

QUICK TIPS
INGREDIENTS
MAKE FOR
1 Person
INSTRUCTIONS
Combine the lemon zest, cloves, coriander, and cinnamon with the cognac, rum, and Arrack in a large container
Let it sit overnight to infuse
The next day, strain and discard the solids
Add the sugar, pineapple juice, lemon juice, green tea, and boiling water to the liquor mixture, and stir until the sugar has fully dissolved
Bring the milk to a slow simmer in a large saucepan over medium heat
As soon as the milk starts to simmer, remove it from the heat and pour it into a large container
Pour the spirits mixture into the container with the heated milk (NOT the other way around); it should begin to curdle almost immediately
Allow the mixture to cool and leave in the fridge (ideally overnight)
Strain the mixture through a jelly strainer bag or white cotton T-shirt (cheesecloth absorbs too much); add it all at once, and let it drain at its own pace
Repeat the process slowly and carefully until the clarity is where you want it (the more you strain it, the clearer the liquid will become)
Once strained, the liquid is stable and can be kept in the fridge until your guests arrive
To serve, pour over ice and garnish with an optional grating of nutmeg
History of the Milk Punch Cocktail
The Clarified Milk Punch cocktail has a super cool backstory. Get this; according to drink-related folklore, the recipe for milk punch was invented by a 17th-century female spy! Aphra Behn was a secret agent for King Charles II, as well as a celebrated playwright and poet. Plus, the lady loved to host a good party with plenty of theatrical eats and treats. Cue the science-forward holiday milk punch recipe that is somehow clear even though it contains milk.
However, it must be said that this impressive tale, as with many great stories, has a less fantastical version, which is more than likely the truer story. See, according to a very fastidious researcher (bless his cotton socks), the Clarified Milk Punch recipe was first penned by housewife Mary Rockett around 1711. If so, good on her, but we’ll be sticking to the more fanciful version of the story if you don’t mind.
Why is Milk Punch clear?
Of course, not all cocktails that contain milk are clear. There is a straightforward version of milk punch that is often enjoyed around the holidays, and ultra-creamy dessert-like cocktails like the Bushwacker. The reason why Clarified Milk Punch is clear has to do with the chemical reaction between the alcohol, acid (lemon juice), and milk.
The tomfoolery happens when the mixture is passed through a filter. This is when the curds settle at the bottom, forming a little nest, and the milk proteins (AKA casein) do the work of stripping the liquid of both its color and tannins. The result is a sweet, spicy, velvety-smooth drink that is very easy (some might say too easy) to drink.
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Is Eggnog the same as Milk Punch?
No, Eggnog and Milk Punch are two very different drinks. Although the unclarified version of Milk Punch has a similar flavor profile, Eggnog is made using a batter. In short, while they both share a creamy, Christmas-spice vibe, each call for an entirely different approach.
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